OH GOD I KNOW. I WASN’T ALLOWED A CABBAGE AND A CART EITHER...
I told her every merchants gotta start somewhere
mum why dont you understand
WHY
So this was a thing that happened and every time I look at that first photo I start sobbing grossly. Archie found the sign in Barnes and Noble and I...
homestuck dance offfffffff
yeah, you wish you went to anime...
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
heres my old wip of ‘furever’ by Phemiec
i made it into a photoset since i probably will not finish it since im planning on fully finishing the kanaya one
fdkjnfkdjgnf take it i dont want it no moreee TTUTT
<333
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Close your door, at least.
It’s Saturday night.
Enough said.
So?
You don’t close your doors to masturbate just because it’s Saturday night?
Maybe it’s a thing? I always close my door no matter what fucking day it is.
Well…What stupid thing, really.
Well the real question is why you keep looking through those doors.
I walked into my parents room and BANG
So my friend Jake and I decided to pinpoint the exact moment in which Loki turns evil. While watching Thor, he figured it out. See, throughout the film, Loki’s only intentions are to become Thor’s equal and to prove his worth to Odin. He doesn’t necessarily want the throne and he doesn’t necessarily want to hurt his family. The only thing he wants is to belong. Despite being a monster, he still wants to be Odin’s son and Thor’s brother.
But when he’s about to fall off the Bridge and into the abyss of space, as it says in the screenplay, “Loki looks into his father’s face and sees nothing but anger, remorse and disappointment.”
At that moment, Loki realized that he was completely unwanted. He didn’t turn evil when he found out his true heritage. He turned evil when he was literally rejected by the one person he felt was his father, the one person he felt would forgive him for being a monster. He wanted Odin to be proud of him. He had given everything to believe in the slightest possibility that someone, in some way, would love him for what he was - and when this all fell apart, so did his mind.
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i just foUND THIS GIFD ON MY GIF FOLDER AND I CANT STP LAUGHING HEKP
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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD.
Hey Dave I need to read this to you
I swear you never sleep
Roxy Lalonde and Dirk Strider by William Shakespeare
Enter Roxy Lalonde
Dirk Strider appears above at a window
Roxy Lalonde:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Bucket, and Dirk Strider is the Bro bot.
Arise, Coolness Bro bot, and Desu the Drunk Martini.
See, how…
Guys remember this
”PROM1S3 TH3 T3R3Z1”
1S WH4T 1 C4LL TH1S P13C3
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Im not sorry
This is what I do when my internet is gone
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